Friday, August 26, 2005

jump

I'm in line for the diving board. I'm waiting the kids in front of me to do a can-opener or maybe a sweet sue-eee. My jump will be a relaxing one where as I am in the air I will hang suspended free and easy for a little bit. The water will envelope me like cytoplasm once I drop. Sometimes the air around me is on fire and I can't even breathe. Sometimes its eurphoric and I scream. Othertimes its just contains oxygen nitrogen and carbon dioxide but thats when I can't see.

Going to Rockford for the weekend.

9 Comments:

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1:07 PM  
Blogger Jeff Schneider said...

please stop I'm already curled up in a ball. You don't have a soul. I don't even know who I'm talking to but would love to understand what mistakes you have made in your life that has brought you to this lowly state of pawning alternative depression techniques, guitar lessons, and and alternative medicine. What next cutco knives. Maybe then I could finally scratch this itch your causing me.

1:10 PM  
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1:17 PM  
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1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Oh, terrific. Yesterday, I reported that more hospitals than ever are refusing to allow women to attempt Vaginal Births after C-Sections , and now I read this: women who have had C-sections are more susceptible ...
Sreenivasa
Man With A Mission

2:01 PM  
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2:02 PM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Dear Lord Schneider -- What happened? Did you post naked pictures of Angelina Jolie with Jennifer Anniston or something horrificly attractive to internet spammers? I've never seen this many.

And damn you for going away for the weekend two times in a row -- it's not my fault I haven't seen you yet.

-Pip

1:04 AM  
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12:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

these spammers are cracking me up. clearly it's your poetic talk about jumping off a diving board that's causing this

12:31 PM  

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