observations

sitch #1
If someone has their0 zipper down all day at work do you...
A. tell him
B. keep mum
C. hint at being afraid of heights all day and tell him how you long to be a zipper when you grow up.

I chose B because it isn't excactly an old members warehouse walkoff around here. You could walk around in a batman suit and people wouldn't care around here. Most people look down as they walk.

sitch #2
If people around you are talking about role playing games like D+D do you...
A. deny ever playing
B. keep mum
C. claim you're the wizard king with a 72 sided die

I chose B again but I did get into a conversation about an old nitendo game Wizards and Warriors in which a co-worker and I expressed our mutual disgust over the castle wall climbing scene when the spiders keep knocking you down. We showed our mutual admiration for the sliding sword move you can do though.

and finally sitch #3

If you fart in a room and there are no one there to smell it did you really fart at all...

A.Yes of course
B.Only if the smell lingers until the someone comes in the room
C.Oops you crapped your pants

Of course as usual I go with B and usually resort to claiming, "man oh man there must be some rotting food in the fridge."