White SOX parade FRIDAY.....bring your bouncies and meet at 11:45am
Thats right I've got class til 10:20 tomorrow and then its a little Friday after class or as the kids from IOWA call it FAC.
A little decoding before the celebration:
Bouncys-goofy looking plastic miller light bottles you can buy for parades that you can take a sip out of, drop, bounce, and then take another sip.
They're going to be marching bands, sox staff and players, and most importantly fireworks at the river.
The parade of champions as it is called starts at US Cellular at 11:15 and motorcades through southside neighborhoods but the real parade starts at Jackson and Lasalle at noon and finishes at a sweet stage at Lasalle and Wacker. I'm planning on meeting people at Washington and Lasalle at 11:45 and all are invited to meet up for this fan da fucking monium. Da SOX. We're talking Guillen vs God. And Guillen's riding the bus.
Take off work, call in sick, sneak out the sidedoor, say your going to the bathroom and its not number one, don't shower so your boss sends you home to clean yourself, come with dog poop all over your shirt and ask if you can go home to get another, make a cardboardcut out of yourself tonight and place it at your seat and then get low to the ground and crableg it out of the room, but whatever you do make it there and your first bouncy's on me. I'll be there with whitesox from head to toe. I meant that literally. Saweeeeet.
A little decoding before the celebration:
Bouncys-goofy looking plastic miller light bottles you can buy for parades that you can take a sip out of, drop, bounce, and then take another sip.
They're going to be marching bands, sox staff and players, and most importantly fireworks at the river.
The parade of champions as it is called starts at US Cellular at 11:15 and motorcades through southside neighborhoods but the real parade starts at Jackson and Lasalle at noon and finishes at a sweet stage at Lasalle and Wacker. I'm planning on meeting people at Washington and Lasalle at 11:45 and all are invited to meet up for this fan da fucking monium. Da SOX. We're talking Guillen vs God. And Guillen's riding the bus.
Take off work, call in sick, sneak out the sidedoor, say your going to the bathroom and its not number one, don't shower so your boss sends you home to clean yourself, come with dog poop all over your shirt and ask if you can go home to get another, make a cardboardcut out of yourself tonight and place it at your seat and then get low to the ground and crableg it out of the room, but whatever you do make it there and your first bouncy's on me. I'll be there with whitesox from head to toe. I meant that literally. Saweeeeet.
2 Comments:
wish i was there
Shit, I should have read this earlier. Gary and I were at washigton and lasalle. We climbed up scaffolding so we could see and it was great. then a bunch of other people came up and i was conviced it was going to fall down so I made Gary get down with me and we had to watch the rest of the parade with the suckers on the ground. Either way, coolest thing I've seen in the city in a long time. Too bad we didn't meet up.
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