feeling just peachy

So I was supposed to close today but due to circumstances it will be inevitably be delayed.  Don't wait to put on your party hats.  So i decided to write an Ode to Oscar.  There once was a mean man named Oscar who laughed in the spite of my pain.  As I began to loose my mind he played dice on my future plans.   Much like a piece of cake tempts Bill Cosby so does the allure of having my own place.  So to Oscar all I have left to say is please clean up your life so I can begin mine.